12. BOYS WHO LIE AND SAY THAT YOU CAME ON TO THEM BEFORE OR THAT YOU SCREWED THEM LAST NIGHT. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE HIDEOUSLY UGLY. WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YOU'RE SO INCREDIBLY PATHETIC AND YOUR SEX LIFE IS SO DULL AND STAGNANT THAT YOU HAVE TO CREATE A MAKE-BELIEVE FANTASY.